hingent

A portmanteau of hinging and contingent.
An absence of certainty in events

The size of Kevin’s Dick was hingent on the ghetto mohels appetite after drinking a few Scantinis

by Johel the mohel March 26, 2024

Hinging

When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.

My favorite cock and ball torture is hinging

by Fart apple March 27, 2024

Huang Barber

A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.

Man 1: "have you seen the new Huang Barber video?"
Man 2: "yeah it was fire"

by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024

hinge cringe

The disturbed feeling one experiences when viewing questionable, weird, or unattractive content on a potential suitor’s dating profile.

He’s cool in person but his profile for sure gives girls hinge cringe. He def needs to hire a curator.

by $w@gMoneyRecords May 3, 2024

Hinge-ing

Edging to your matches on a dating app

Bro, I know you're struggling lately but the Hinge-ing has to stop, you're scaring your roommates.

by (fish gag) May 4, 2024

Huming

The act of fucking around in a gay manner.

Nikolas: Ill stroke your shit if you stroke mine

Nathan: Alright, Bet!

Mason: Stop Huming Around!

by Storsc May 9, 2024

hingle pangle

The act where a monkey use a hoola hoop.

Did you se the hingle pangleing monkey

by TheGuyWithBigBalls June 17, 2024