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Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting
“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge
by anonymous June 16, 2025
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Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.
See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.
by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 28, 2011
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Bush Hog

Someone who eats unshaven pussy
"Guurl he didn't even care I haven't shaved in months, He's a TRUE Bush Hog"
by MasterShakeATHF April 9, 2020
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chest hogs

An ample and supple pair of bosom on a woman. These babies are typically blue ribbon prize winning oinkers.
" Hey Pat, Check out the prize winning chest hogs on green shirt over there at the bar!"
by chesthogman March 21, 2024
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Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.
Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.
by Avery the Great July 13, 2011
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hog trotter

Penis of a hog. A declicacy in the south. Another slang term for it is a Tom thumb. ( southern term)
They cooked a hog trotter for dinner and sliced it up every one thought it was a piece of ham.
by wordologist618 December 22, 2012
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