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Hello Skiddy

You're at a slumber party rocking your favourite Hello Kitty pyjamas, you've drunk a little too much and you accidentally poo your pants.
Max was making out, but had to cut the engagement short because he'd done a Hello Skiddy.
by c76mb December 28, 2025
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Irish Hello

A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.
Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.
by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025
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Hello

doing the gargoyle, eating that shit up from the floor, pooping again, jerking off with your own feces. then you'll suffer mini-cardiac arrests, all of this while you're in a cinema or in a fortnite battleroyale match

Hello
example 1:
man1: Hello
man2: you're an enemy in Christ's eyes

example 2:
girl1: that nigga just said to me "Hello"
girl2: I hate that poopy guy

example 3:
nigga1: I just greeted a girl and she got mad and disgusted
nigga2: I want you. Hello...
by Pomni's farty balls February 4, 2025
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National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD
I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!
by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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