gonoherpesyphillaids

Thought to be the legendary, ultimate STD. Mentioned in almost every religion's rendition of the Apocalypse.

And the Lord sayeth, the antiChrist shall be upon thee, and he shall bear the unholy mark...of gonoherpesyphillaids.

by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004

gong gia

'Gong Gia', in the Hokkien language, literally means 'Stupid Child'. This dialect slang is usually used in Singapore and Malaysia.

"Hey John, please don't be a GONG GIA by putting your ass next to the steak on the hot-stone for Mary will not be impressed by your action."

by Looney Tunes May 30, 2006

gonosyphilaids

A mix of the diseases gonorrhea syphillis and AIDS

Damn bitch thats a bad case of gonosyphilaids

by wXc 4 LYFE December 21, 2006

Gondola Quotient

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god

person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day

by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009

Gondi

Short for gondola or cable car, found at many ski resorts around the world.

Hey man, I'm just riding the gondi, catch ya!

by morfolio May 23, 2012

gone ham

when you just finished putting max effort on to something, usually in activities related to sports but it can be used in terms such as obliterating someones personal record, knocked someone out or even shout out to somebodies face with everything you got.

that dude benchpressed 500lbs! the gone ham!

by 2itchy November 23, 2013

Gonzo volta

A gonzo volta is the point in a porn video in which the camera pans back from a couple having ordinary woman-on-top sex to show that the woman is actually also being anally penetrated by another man. If the woman is initially on the bottom and it is the second man, this time beneath her, exposed by the pan, this would be a reverse gonzo volta or missionary gonzo volta.

I downloaded what I thought would be a romantic video to watch with my girlfriend, but she was turned off after the gonzo volta.

by kangsheng February 9, 2018