evani

cute girl that keeps shit 3hunnna.

A: Aye yo, Evani is so real.

B: She cute too.

by Deja Asia September 25, 2013

The answer to life the universe and everything

A super computer said that The answer to life the universe and everything is 42

Q: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
A: 42

by Aclips January 20, 2010

Evil Atheist Conspiracy

The Evil Atheist Conspiracy, or EAC, is a satire of the views that many believers hold regarding atheists. According to the story, the EAC plans to conquer the world, persecute Christians, and abolish everything good. Comments on the EAC frequently involve black helicopters, mind-control rays, and members' duty to deny the existence of the EAC.

"The newspaper printed my letter to the editor on the Establishment Clause." "Excellent work. Your commendation will soon arrive from Evil Atheist Conspiracy HQ by black helicopter -- or at least it would if the EAC existed."

by Doctor Whom November 3, 2005

A Series of Unfortunate Events

A book series by Lemony Snicket involving the unfortunate happenings of sibilings Viloet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

There are mnay books in the series, as well a recently opened movie.

by bobie December 3, 2004

Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.

I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

by The Almaster July 17, 2014

Evanna Lynch

An extremely gorgeous 15-year old girl (i'm underage too so shut up) who will be playing the character of Luna "Loony" Lovegood in the upcoming Harry Potter and the Order Of The Phoenix.

Uhh, an example of Evanna Lynch is...uhh...Evanna Lynch?

by Gurbachen September 22, 2008

Eva

she is very loving and caring, people love having her around! she is the most wonderful person you will ever meet and loves kids. she usually has blue or brown eyes. she may think she is ugly but every one around knows that she is one beautiful person.

"man only if I was an Eva"

by eva syva November 26, 2013