Pulling a Duck

When you sucessfully convince a person you met online to fly, at her expence, to see you for a booty call.

He is "the man", there he goes Pulling a Duck again.

by umm_mickey April 13, 2006

Duchess

(n) (Pn) A resident of Duke House; an almost ethereal being lending herself exclusively to the pursuit of hedonism and frivolity; one who survives exclusively on glitter, cake, nudity and statement walls.

Hey look, there goes a Duchess... I wish I could be her.

I'm setting a Duchess trap, does anyone have any cake?

Dude, the Duchesses called, they want you to pick up some ocelot food on your way home.

by Swim Ashore December 5, 2009

ducato

A person who likes to hit random people in the face, often times dislocating his arm in the process.

"oh man, you ducato'd him right in the jaw"

by Frank February 22, 2004

Duct Tape

One of the most versatile substances every created, can be used to fix just about anything and be used to make just as much. also very useful as a chick magnet when worn on your wrist.

Girl: why are you wearing duct tape on your wrist?

Boy: it's a great way to met women.

Girl: why do you say that?

Boy: cause you had to ask.

by withoutwax1618 August 4, 2008

duck with a dick

adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical

When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.

"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."

by RizzDizz February 10, 2009

duck widow

The wife or significant other of a hardcore duck hunter during duck season.

Oh its duck season so Sue Ellen is a duck widow until the season over and Billy Bob is done hunting.

by sevendrakes December 25, 2009

Duct'd and fucked

When a female is incredibly attractive and sexually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female's mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).

The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.

"Man, check out that hottie. She's got a voice like a velociraptor, but I wouldn't mind getting her duct'd and fucked."

by fivebuckbox August 20, 2011