Dirty Carradine

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.

I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

by Perverto majesto March 5, 2011

Dirty Bieber Secrets

A blog where jb fans write about their sexual fantasies with Justin Bieber.It creeps the fuck out of any normal human being.

"Oh my god, JB will freak out when he reads all those DBS(dirty bieber secrets)

"Want to be creeped out? go to www.dirtybiebersecrets.tumblr.com

by Baladeaparis September 5, 2011

Dirty Dan

When you titty fuck a girl with your ass on her face...

Last night I got a Dirty Dan, my face still smells like ass!

by jaydog99 January 12, 2020

dirty mile

When you have a gang bang and swollow so much cum you get the shits and run down the road for a mile screaming this is the dirty mile whilst shitting out gallons of baby juice.

Did you hear about Jennifer last night she had a gang band and proceeded to do the dirty mile!

by Meowsy777 April 2, 2020

dirty cristina

The short girl who wants kinky sex on the first date. Will fight u if u don’t like her friends but fuck u after.

Jaden: “I like it dirty Cristina style”

by Pu$$yCat April 27, 2020

Dirty Tyler

When one is receiving a blow job then decides to aim the load up the nostril of the blowee so they have to blow it out like a snot rocket.

Jimmy's nostrils are so big I decided to give him a dirty tyler.

by The Chris owns December 7, 2006

Dirty Avalanche

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008