Cusimano

A way of telling someone that they're fucked. When translated from Italian to English it says "cusick" a.k.a. see you sick. Usually shortened to "Cusi".

Person 1: I didn't study for my exams!

Person 2: Ha, cusimano.

Person 1: I know right.

by n00btr00per September 29, 2011

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010

baby custard

(n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously.

Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard on the keyboard.

by Dr Monkey April 29, 2005

Custy

Refers to any customer with unreasonable requests and who acts like an all around son of a bitch.

Custy to Cashier: CAN YOU HURRY IT UP PLEASE?
Cashier: What a FUCKING CUSTY.

by Valerie and Tara September 25, 2004

chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005