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Conner ling

Awesome person who knows nothing about life but keeps on trying. He never gives up.
Person 14356: hey look, Conner ling is trying to do something impossible
by Narutol0ver2006 April 27, 2021
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Conner

Massive penis and is so strong. I went to the gym with him and he made me wet by bench pressing 450 and squaring 700 he’s a big strong boy great personality and very loyal date him!!!!!
by anonymous April 28, 2021
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Conner is a term which describes any guy who sleeps with his friend's wife, behind his back.
Bob: "Jim, Sheryl told me everything. I can't believe you'd do this to me!"
Jim: "Aren't you the one who always talked about how you preferred an open, monogamous relationship, Bob?"
Bob: "Fuck you, you're such a conner."
by happilypolygamous May 1, 2021
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Omg his penis is so big 12 inch inside me , Conner smith
by Wffadgg May 21, 2021
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Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
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Conner

A ginger with long curly hair. Also has to apply sunscreen every 5 minutes.
by Conner G H June 11, 2021
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Hey look a Conner, he must be a narcissist. Let's go with him anyway.
by Veqtas June 11, 2021
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