by gary manilow November 2, 2007

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
by Slaytanic December 11, 2004

A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...
if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right
if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right
by pochypizzle March 17, 2011

What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.
by Joemonkey June 14, 2004

by James November 9, 2004

Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*
by haneman November 13, 2006

by prostate September 1, 2005
