Midge Champ

A term used to describe somebody so outrageously small, they have been crowned champion.

Oh, Lewis? He's so small that he's practically a Midge Champ!

by Patrick_Sponge June 8, 2022

Cheddar Champ

A person with a small penis and no balls who can’t draft a fantasy football team.

Man, that guy is such a cheddar champ it’s crazy.

by Slimmer Dimmer September 9, 2022

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

piledriver champagne waterfall

When the women puts herself in the piledriver position, and legs wide. The man then inserts a uncorked bottle of champagne into her pussy, then shakes it up. The champagne flows out of her pussy and then down her body and into her mouth. She drinks her piledriver champagne waterfall.

While in the piledriver position, champagne is poured into her pussy then down into her mouth. Piledriver champagne waterfall.

by whtronin October 5, 2022

Ren Champagnebold

Når fodbolden bare bliver spillet på totalt i orden vis

"Hold nu kæft! Sønderjyske spiller jo bare ren champagnebold, lige nu" - Store idiot

by KnagmusEppesen November 23, 2022

Heavyweight Champ

Unlike in wrestling, a heavyweight champ masters high tolerances of alcohol

Marybeth: “Yo, did you see how wasted Jane got last night?”
Brenda: “Ya, she’s no heavyweight champ.”

by AnnaHelterbrand February 4, 2023

National Caspian Day

National Caspian day is a celebration on December 20th, celebrating the days, weeks, and years of pure friendship they have given you. To show your appreciation on this day, buy a Caspian you know silly little jellyfish stickers; or a body cream they’ve been dying to try!

“Happy National Caspian Day, Caspian! *gives them jellyfish stickers*”

“YIPPE”

by Rjigiidid April 21, 2023