Cream in my coffee cup

When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.

Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"

by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

Brewing a pot of ass coffee

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011

coffee?

so i figure... ya know... we could... if that's aight

by Andy Mangialino September 23, 2003

hot coffee

The codename for a hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas brought out by a downloadable patch. With this patch, when entering a girlfriends house for coffee, the scene shows explicit pornographic material involving the main character and his girlfriend.

GTA:SA was banned in Australia because of Hot Coffee.

by Blake Baldwin August 26, 2005

firehouse coffee company

the best coffee shop in the world.

way better than starbucks.

and that's a fact.

cassie: hey do you want to go to starbucks?

christine: f-no. let's go to firehouse.

cassie: yeah, firehouse coffee company is the best.

by christine elizabeth September 8, 2006

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.

Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

by James Weyand November 20, 2007