Bread smit

Bread smit is not any ordinary man. He is not a mess around. He is the finest loaf of bread you've ever seen.

Did you see that loaf of bread?
No I'm too busy looking at that bread smit.

by Hot Dorito April 9, 2021

bread torture

a style of torture where you spam misspelt versions of the word bread in discord group chats.

<Jake> Hey guys how are you doing?
<Emily> baBRD
<Mike> RBAEDB
<Emily> brAED
<Mike> baRBaE
<Emily> BAREfF
<Jake> wtf this is bread torture

by waffle___ April 9, 2021

breadcake

nickname for someone from leeds

breadcake land

by ethzosmilzo April 18, 2021

Bread Dickens

After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.

You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.

by GotchaB April 26, 2021

Breadferducks

Breadferdux (shortened version of "bread for ducks") describes an event or thing that you naturally get super excited about. Such things you get excited about can happen in the future, as well. Breadferducks is a way to express a positive thing that makes you scurry faster toward it. In this sense, it can also describe interactions where there is high demand for limited supplies of something. It can also be used as a safe-for-work substitution for cluster**ck.

They said the competitive application process was a breadferduck, but they were all breadferducks when the acceptance letter arrived.

by superunknown-mpls May 7, 2021

Breadecution

A man who get sentenced to breadecution gets killed by being bitch slapped with a piece of bread by a woman in the kitchen

sir im sorry for this but im sentencing you to breadecution from being slapped buy a women with a piece of bread

by fartwatty May 12, 2021

Bread and jam

Smelly,unkept trampy sort of person

Smells like bread and jam

by Bread and jam May 16, 2021