Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test

No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist December 22, 2021

Pull a braden

Pulling a Braden is leaving discord or a game without telling anyone or saying bye.

Did he just pull a Braden or has his internet crashed?

by HowToBraden101 June 11, 2022

My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022

Aarush's Brain

gaining a brain that will ascend to the genius level and reach godly intelligence. Signs you may have gotten Aarush's Brain are bigger brained thoughts, you may also notice a massive improvement in your grades at school.

(Person 1) "I got 100 percent on my math test, and I did not study!"
(Person 2) "That's odd usually you fail every test."
(Person 3) "you must have gotten Aarush's Brain."

by The_TrueVortexEater April 11, 2023

Unfuck your brain

A response to When one acts slow, retarded, not listening or following directions, unclear mindset or exhibits uncharacteristic actions or behaviors.

While walking my dog on a leash he kept pulling away getting into mischief. I turned to him and said “Chase you better Unfuck your brain!.

Unfuck your brain

by S.Figueiredo. July 6, 2023

brain

when u take ur balls and squeeze them together to make them look like a brain

i told the teacher too look around then i flashed her the brain

by gilli-spree October 11, 2007

Brain Hooker

Someone who blows your mind.

You must be a brain hooker, because you just blew my mind.

by Gezundheit January 28, 2009