Bloozy

Bloozy:

Something that is disappointing; to be disappointed by someone or something.

John - "I will be on tonight at around 7"
Billy - "Sounds good"

*Billy waits till 9*

John - "I'm sorry I am late"
Billy - "Wow, you would bloozy me"

by PaTriccK March 11, 2009

blooper show

A blooper show happens when the cast of a theatrical play decides to add in various things not a part of the original blocking or lines for their own amusement. though amusing, it is considered incredibly unprofessional

We decided to do a blooper show and the director was livid

by janlari584 August 20, 2009

bloodeyed

Extreme reddening and burning of the eyeball when free-basing and other forms of THC ingestion.

I'm completely "bloodeyed" my parents are gonna find out dude.

by Cutcron October 28, 2009

bloohurst

to be absolutely wasted. sloppy drunk.

Last night was wild. Everyone was bloohurst

by Tad Clapmore October 14, 2010

Bloody Mustache

When a guy (with a mustache) goes down on a girl and she has/gets her period while he's eating her out causing the residue to get on his stache.

Guy #1: Freddy ate Jenny out last night.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: He came out with a Bloody Mustache.
Guy #2: That's just ... wonderful.

by Adrianaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2010

Bloody Polar Bear

When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo

John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night

Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw

by Bucknasty Bizzy February 22, 2011

Bloodmount

1. A creature from the largely popular game Gears of War 2
2. Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

I Bloodmounted Chris's mom last.

by Shmitty Warbenjagermanjensen April 10, 2011