Blinded

Blinded is this kid called L. Barnes, nah thats too obvious, lets just say Luke B. He loves his computer and CoD. But i still love this kid

"That's almost as retarded as Blinded, but not that retarded"
"Settle down Blinded, CoD is just a game"

by Peter September 21, 2004

blindsight

When Maher doesn't know what he's talking about. Told you that you didn't know what it means, Hayden ;D

Woah look at that blindsight

by OOLLOL December 9, 2010

blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.

Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"

by Kevin April 2, 2005

Blindian

A mix breed between a black person and an indian. This is a rare case, normally when a blindian is born they are aborted immediately, somehow one of the blindians escaped becoming a life form amd causing havoc and brain loss throughout the world, a global disease cause by just one mistake at night. If you ever see a blindian you are advised to call national security or the FBI

You whore ass blindian
Ugly ass looking ass blindian
Motherfucking retard ass stupid breathing ass blindian

by Bliss Chapo September 28, 2018

blinder

Not Belinda

I always thought that b'linda was a play on words of Belinda, except that b'linda's not a vile mary

by bob hole July 7, 2003

Blind Guardian

a "80% helloween, 20% american thrash" copycat band, having a raspy singer and Tolkien-inspired nonsensical bullshit as most of their lyrics.

nowadays many of Tolkien fagboys and ignorant wannabe "metalheads" usually consider them "best german band" or even "better than helloween" (bitch please!)
they are obviously one of the most overrated power metal bands to date.

random poser metalhead - awww dude I just bought a new blind guardian album they kick ass

a diehard power metal fan - fuck 'em bro, if you wanna listen to the real german metal check out helloween

by winterheart May 16, 2014

blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009