beardalicious

Used to describe someone with beard who is very attractive and/or has tremendous sex appeal.

When I watched the movie Nighthawk I thought that Sylvester Stallone was beardalicious in his awsome beard.

by oldraven November 21, 2013

Beardepathy

The telepathic communication experienced by men with beards.

"some people say beardepathy is a myth. they probably don't have beards."

by IMAHUMANBEAN October 2, 2014

beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014

beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'

Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.

by xpineapplex July 30, 2015

Bearded Nipples

Hairy female nipples

I choked on her bearded nipples.

by ThomasOshady September 5, 2015

beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.

Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.

by slax0r December 1, 2016

Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.

T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!

by Cortotto December 2, 2016