Suburban Beach Bum 

Lauren

that girl lauren is such a suburban beach bum, she just sits at home and watches movies

Suburban Beach Bum by Teenybøpper May 3, 2011

Snow beach 

A icy or snowy shore, especially by the ocean.

John: Wanna go to Antarctica for vacation?
Rob: Why? Wanna go to a snow beach?

Snow beach by ᕕ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)ᕗ May 18, 2021

wife's a beach 

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

wife's a beach by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

ewa beach

a place where theres alot of scrubs you walk around and all the boys have the same haircut and same ( filty shirts) on, like stop filipinos just go bacl to your cultures black dog eaters

person 1: hey you want to go to ewa beach/gay ?

person2: hell no my dog is gonna get eaten by all those damn filipenis just because my dog is black
person1: its ok we’ll stay by the samoans

person2: yea because thats better theyll make him into dog stew.

ewa beach by BIGPPLOL March 26, 2019

The Beach 

A grassy location at the University of Pittsburgh containing many scantily clothed women/men. Usually it used in referance to Schendly Plaza but may also refer to the lawn of the Soilders and Sailors Memorial.

"Lets go to the beach and check out the scenary."

"The beach has a great view of the ocean"

The Beach by cdsaylor October 23, 2008

skeeta beach 

A term used by locals of james island ( Charleston sc) when refering to a particular prodominantly black neighborhood/beach/boatlanding/one way in one way out- all black club. A part of the island where most of the land has been passed down to the people thru generations from the first plantation on "jame ieylan" ( as it would be spoke in geechee)

yeah we puttin the boat in at skeeta beach

skeeta beach by Cruspea December 20, 2010

venice beach 

The place where prank invasion takes place. A half Persian dude will pay random girls to kiss him on camera so 6 year old kids can jerk their small dong off.

''Yo dawg have you seen the new prank invasion video on Venice Beach?? So lit, England is my city.''

venice beach by Karine Benzema August 17, 2017