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lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours
Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"
by E Jackson January 28, 2008
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bastardness

by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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bastardman

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.
Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman
by Yo mama August 17, 2004
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bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.
"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"
by Leanne March 16, 2005
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Bastard Son of Phil Knight

Any person that rocks a different pair, of color cordinated, Nikes/Jordans everyday of the week and/or a graduate of The University of Oregon.
Tim: Ever notice Mark dresses like Joe Shit The Rag Man, never has any cash, constantly mooches food and rides; Yet somehow he seems to always have fresh Nikes or Jordans.

Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.
by Truly Nolen August 21, 2008
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Bastardian

A unit of measure above a Metric Fuckton, used when talking about an amount of awesome gained by a righteous act or defeating a foe.
Dude, I ate a meal of Bastardian proportions earlier.

Guy 1: Imagine if I fought Bubba outside school later.
Guy 2: That would be a Bastardian fight, even if his arm is broken.
by Bubba Buckelew December 3, 2009
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Bastard

bastard
A bastard can turn out a disgrace to society, or a hero to himself or his family. Many people look at bastard as a boy/girl without a dad. If you dont have a dad that simply means instead of someone telling you what to do and following their rules and opinions, you have the oppurtunity to be one of a kind.
Bastard
1. I am a bastard, I dont never met my dad, but its 100% guaranteed I could kick his ass.
2. That bastard has been to jail more then the both of us put together.
3. Jared is a piece of white trash bastard... in a beautiful way.
by BASTARDLY SWAGG August 1, 2012
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