Bakersfield Baseball

when someone (usually a man) takes a shit standing up, another man (or lady) behind him hits the turd with a baseball bat and it splatters on a lady a few feet away

Hey, I have to take a shit, do you guys want to play some Bakersfield Baseball

Bakersfield Baseball by jspivs May 23, 2009

007th base 

Doing it with the Bond. No one has ever survived 007th base.

Guy 1: I'm getting to 007th base tonight!
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.

007th base by Hakpute June 18, 2009

Tennis Baseball 

A game that requires a tennis racket, a tennis ball, and a pair of tennis courts side by side with no fence in between. Played like baseball, a pitcher and batter and but no strikes or balls because the pitcher lobs the ball on one bounce. The batter must run bases and can be thrown out by getting the ball back to the pitcher before the runner reaches the base if a forceout is applicable or the runner can be tagged/pegged. In addition, any ball caught on the fly is an out. There are three outs and any hit that is hit out of the fenced in area is an automatic out.

Hey JP, let's go play tennis baseball!

Tennis Baseball by Sir tenball July 1, 2009

dirty baseball 

the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.

i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly

dirty baseball by MARKK November 19, 2006

North Dakota Baseball Bat 

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

North Dakota Baseball Bat by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009

Second Base 

One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"

Second Base by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

Twice Baked Potato 

The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.

I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.

Twice Baked Potato by NYkid420 February 20, 2010