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Kiss Da Baby

Phrase created by Cincinatti Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco...

This means its all over.... Similar to "Fat lady sings"
The Philadelphia Eagles are up on the Dallas Cowboys 35-3 in the 4th quarter with 10 seconds left. "Well, its time to "Kiss da Baby"
by Eazy56 August 30, 2009
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baby's momma

the mother of your illegitimate, and usually accidental, baby. Usually resulting from misplaced 'skeet' (see: sperm, ejaculation, pulling out).
A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin.
Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation.
1. Before a thug goes out, he makes sure he has his hat on, his chains, and his baby's momma's name tatoo on his arm.
2. I would pay child support to my baby's momma, but I would rather bang on di pipe.
3.I forgot to pull out, so i got me a baby's momma... don't tell her.. but I didn't forget
4. Ceal is my baby's momma, we had an unfortunate skeeting accident. - Mat
by Mat and Ceal October 16, 2005
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Baby's on the Half-Tip

First referenced in M. Night Shyamalan's film, "Lady in the Water." BOTHT was the result of a random conversation by a group of slackers featured in the film concerning the fact that all the good "sayings" or axioms had already been thought up.
As it were, the main male character, Paul Giamatti, who plays a Super in the film, was repairing a garbage disposal. He instructed the slackers not to put anymore clothing down the disposal. He also had the rule that there was to be no smoking indoors. As Giamatti’s character, Cleveland Heap, exited the slackers’ apartment, he yelled at them to stop smoking indoors. As he did, the next line of dialog spoken by the John Lennon-esque member of the slacker group was, "Baby's on the Half-Tip!" And there was much rejoicing among the slackers.
1. As spoken when someone has just lost their temper. Example, "Dang, Gina done flipped out cause someone keyed her car. I went to talk to her but baby's on the half-tip and I though it would be best to let her alone.

2. As spoke when something good, exciting or wonderous has occured. Akin to being "off the chain".
Example, "Gina got over her car and threw a big party to raise money for a new paint job. You should have seen that place. Baby's on the half-tip over there!
by Michael Paul Maupin September 7, 2008
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Baby Mama

A woman that you are no longer dating, but you have a kid with.
My baby mama is watching our kid tonight, then after work ima get him a happy meal and pick him up from her house, take him home for the weekend.
by Rossum Oppossum May 11, 2017
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baby trans

A trans person who has recently cracked and is at the start start their journey. Having just emerged from the egg shell, they are extra sensitive and should be handled with care until their skin thickens. The "baby trans" period can last anywhere from 8 months to 2 years, depending on how quickly they take their first wobbly steps into todderdom.
Recently was careful not to scar the baby trans by comparing her looks with those of a cis boy.

Ricky was a baby trans, who had just woken up to his inner muscle daddy but still presented like a doughy teenager.
by GiGi Grebes December 22, 2021
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Bang Baby

A child born out wedlock f.k.a. known as a lovechild.
Ex: I wouldn't wife her but I'd work a couple bang babies out that behind.

Ex: How old is your son? He ain't mines thats my girls bang baby

Ex: I know ole' girl she got a bang baby for my boy.

Ex: How you gon' ignore me? It's your bang baby too. You best take care of your responsibility boy!
by bringonthetrumpets December 1, 2009
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jacket baby

A baby who is being passed off as one man's child, when he/she was actually fathered by another.
Man - "I want to know my child is really mine; I don't want to be stuck with a jacket baby."
by SelfMadeBum December 27, 2009
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