Clack Attack

Confrontation between the angry beaver (see; clacker/vagina) and someone's face.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE ANGRY BEAVER?!
**sits on face**
"NOOOooo! CLACK ATTACK!"

by HAWT DAWG January 17, 2009

Sack Attack

When a guys balls are bigger than his penis, so he fucks chicks with his balls rather than his penis.

My boyfriend gave me a sack attack last night because I couldn't find his dick.

by GivzZ December 13, 2016

Tism attack

When someone makes a stupid mistake, and then beats their hand on their chest and makes a screeching noise

Hunter had a tism attack in math today when he said two plus two equals five.

by Kevin McKinney May 13, 2018

when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.

I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.

by jsd9632 February 21, 2012

fat attack

1. When someone continuously eats and cannot stop.

2. A large group of fat people trying to eat you alive.

"Dude, why can't you stop eating?"
"Oh, SNAP! I'm having a fat attack!"

by Shaina August 10, 2004

snack attack

To pelt someone with foodstuffs with the intention of bodily harm.

Archers, fire a volley! Spearmen, sweep right! Twinkie squad, SNACK ATTACK!

by Featherstone April 10, 2006

Shark Attack

The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.

Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.

Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.

by tysi1521 December 15, 2008