Pulling a John

To be an stupid annoying dumb ass, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them

John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty

Joe: dude lets go get high

Friend:don't pull a john dude

pulling a john makes you a fag

by kissinthemuffin November 4, 2010

Pull A Josh

A failed attempt at suicide.

Go pull a josh billy.

by ohnibbadang February 28, 2018

Getting A Job

Bullshit that responsible people do.

Getting A Job is stupid.

by Chris 98 January 13, 2022

tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019

a jackie chan

When a female sucks your dick & taps your balls really fast with her hands

That girl Chelsea gave me a jackie chan, it was amazing

by LordNiggy May 14, 2015

A Ji Quanson

A short Caribbean kid who falls a lot and jerks off to Cristiano Ronaldo's adams apple. Usually has big nostrils.

You're a Ji Quanson

You're technically saying that a fall a lot and I'm short.

by Schquagadangleschnitdolling August 9, 2016

A jizz skip

a woman who is filled up like a skip full of man cum

your mum is a jizz skip

by lango1945 May 12, 2016