Bush Wacking

A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.

Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"

by jolust June 11, 2006

Wallingford

Some boring ass town right outside Philly. We don't really do much around here. And you're pretty much either a bad ass, a punk, or some crazy green-lovin tree hugger. Most of the girls are REALLY slutty and have sex in middle school, and the guys are all total pervs. Or, they are completely retarded when it comes to sexual things PRUDE, and they think they'll get somewhere in life if they "wait til their married"... uh huh... sureeee

"Hey wanna go hang out in Wallingford?"
"Hell no, it's boring and full of sluts and prudes!"
"True, but we can get banged EASY!"
"LET'S GO!"

by Julzzizzcoolzz April 10, 2009

walking the dog

Code for smoking marijuana.

I'll be right back, I'll be outside Walking the Dog

by Kronok December 11, 2008

j walking

when someone rolls a joint then goes on a walk while smoking it... sometimes on a j walking course (i.e the woods or a lightly populated area)

yo lets prep then go j walking

by haggardrobhaggard September 10, 2005

Walking Wiki

Another word for a know all. A person who knows alot about sports, current events, trivia and general random facts.

"Man, that new guy sure is clever! He knows everything"
"Yeah. He's a walking Wiki"

by anitagalebee May 13, 2007

Walking the dog

The term "walking the dog" isn't what it seems. For most people, they would take their four-legged lovable doggie out for a stroll. In this case, "walking the dog" means to go home at lunch and masturbate until you howl louder than your dog. Most common tools used for this action: Hilighter, Hair brush, Dildo, Rubber fist, Shock collar & Colt's swag... fingers are not too common.

Bob: Hey, Fred, where you off to?

Fred: Off walking the dog...

Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??

by tootsoonie3 January 15, 2011

Ian Watkins

Ian Watkins. Sexiest man alive.

Once again. Ian Watkins. Sexiest man alive.

by lostprophets lover. December 14, 2008