Sweeping Water

trying to do something frustrating nearly impossible. as in trying to sweep water.

"hows your work going?"

"ugh. im sweeping water with this math project"

by zootsuitriot May 29, 2009

fag wagger

a usually gay sounding guy that looks as if he is trying to attract a stray animal.

carley- "oh my gosh, jake is so cute! but why does he sound like a girl?"
becky- "i dont know but i think my cat would be attracted to him..fag wagger.."

by lamellamaslmao December 19, 2009

brown water rafter

chuncks of solid shit that ride a river of of diarrea.

i just got five brown water rafters.

by mutantlizard October 17, 2009

toilet water dipping sauce

When you are going to the bathroom and at any point during your visit an item of clothing gets dipped in the toilet.

Scenario: Bathroom Stall

Girl #1: "Oh shit, the back of your skirt is all wet."
Girl #2: "Great, when I squatted it must've hit the toilet water dipping sauce. Yum!"

by the Duomo January 4, 2010

booty wagger

a girl who feels like the big shit because she can shake her ass, usually isn't good looking and usually HAS no ass .
Basically a girl who tries to shake what her momma DIDN'T give her .

"Are you guys varsity cheerleaders? Ewww, where we come from, we call y'all booty waggers!"

by gvhsxcheer January 31, 2010

Wheat Water

Beer.

We are having the boys over tonight for some wheat water and football.

by pico80 February 19, 2011

Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013