by idk6000 January 1, 2022

T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)
tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
jake: *goes on Twitter*
jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟
jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟
by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024

From November 14th 2023 to November 19th 2023, the Twitter user made a poll of a Your Turn To Die ship battle, the ship Shadshin was suggested and added as a joke, but Shadshin soon started taking up the Your Turn To Die Twitter, and spawning two twibbon campaigns, edits, and fanart, as well as many, many quote retweets. Shadshin won all the polls up to the final one, beating Ransara and almost beating Naoreko, Shadshin was declared the winner as a joke and everyone celebrated on the Yttd Roblox Rolplay server.
“Hey do you remember the “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover?”
“Don’t. Fucking. Mention. It.”
“Don’t. Fucking. Mention. It.”
by Ginibushikinni3 November 19, 2023

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?
Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.
Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.
BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024

Twitter Tourettes or (Twitter Thumbing) is the urges for over-using of AAVE, popular slang and hand movements that it becomes a "personality" one picked up from Tiktok and especially Twitter- Those phrases that are texted, they tend to act it out in real life and it seems forced.
Girl 1: OMG YES QUEEN, PERIODT POOH *does Debby Ryan hair behind ear movement 9 times* chileee! *points*
Girl 2: ...Girl are you okay?
Girl 1: No and what about it???? *does the face*
Girl 2: oh, You must have Twitter Tourettes, my bad.
Girl 2: ...Girl are you okay?
Girl 1: No and what about it???? *does the face*
Girl 2: oh, You must have Twitter Tourettes, my bad.
by Up shut March 11, 2021

by tjbf55 December 3, 2011

Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.
by MoistCereal June 18, 2021
