Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

A worldview combining soft atheism (Lack of belief in deities without asserting their impossibility) agnosticism (acknowledging uncertainty about ultimate truths), and Hellenistic influence (drawing on classical Greek philosophy, rational inquiry, and humanistic values).

I identify as a Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

by jhe gfiusjhzk ejuvtwsiuzdgfiya September 24, 2025

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014

Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.

"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."

by Teleutaia February 20, 2010

75 soft

When you're a little bitch and you fail 75 soft

cbass failed 75 hard so he's 75 soft

by RMR104 February 19, 2022

Soft

a sweetheart

you can be really soft sometimes

by softbadass July 18, 2019

Soft

Originated by Mace, a Berlin based rapper and content creator, soft is used to describe a cool or amusing thing. It is often used by Twizzy gang, that include members such as Ognir, Sen Baik, and Lampshade.

“digga das war soft”

by german dictionaries November 20, 2021

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022