bologna tits

Titties that look like bolagna loafs.

That guy's got some serious bolgna tits.

by tim taylor May 13, 2005

bitch tits

The nasty boobs you grow from eating too much fatttening foods. When you suffer from obesity you get moobs aka bitch tits. I kinda look like a woman from growing a set of bitch tits. Ladies tend to laugh at me for it and i have a hard time taking off my shirt.

i hate having bitch tits.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. March 12, 2009

Lobster Tits

Someone who has tight, TIGHT nipples!

"Wow look at those Lobster Tits!!!"-in person

"Hey Lobster Tits!" - on msn

by Mitch and Mandy March 29, 2007

truck tits

The equivelent of truck balls but for women drivers.

look at the dangeling truck tits on that corrola.

by Tricci2004 January 17, 2009

Zombie Tits

Tits, boobs or breasts that do not belong on any living person. Characteristics include dirty, lumpy, lop-sided, unnecessairly big and effectively appalling to all five senses.

I would have totally fucked that chick last night if it weren't for the lazy eye... oh yeah and those nasty Zombie Tits.

Ref. See 28 Days Later, 93min in.

by Professor Lambeau March 4, 2009

Get your tits in a line

1) Get your shit together.

2) Straighten out your act.

When one is acting out of accordance with how they should be, as expected by the rest of the individuals in a group, any one of the group has the responsibility to assert unto the outlined individual to get his tits in a line.

When ones tits are out of line, it is extremely unnatural and must be rectified as quickly as possible.

1, "Hey guys let's go do activities!!"

2, "Yeah!!"

3, "No guys I'm tired let's stay inside and do nothing."

1 and/or 2, "Get your tits in a line and Let's Go!"

EX 2:

1, "Guys I don't want to play this game."

2, "Get your tits in a line, and your ass on the grass. We're playing."

by koloman May 16, 2011

tits

A womens way of saying

"look we have something too,as she pulls up her top and reveals two massive tits"

by dannyboy14 November 8, 2008