thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

thumbed me up

A British way of saying you were fingered.

Prince Harry thumbed me up good last night. I couldn't stop orgasming!

by CrumpetsAndHighTea December 16, 2016

Bunner's Thumb

The brown residue left on one's fingers or thumb after crumbling a significant amount of hash. See also "Bunning".

"Danny's been smoking so much soap-bar he's given himself Bunner's Thumb!"

by TheRealDjPCol May 19, 2018

Kentucky Thumb

verb.

The act of violently sticking your thumb into someone's bleeding anus.

"Brandon Herrera told everyone on YouTube that he loves the Kentucky Thumb. "
"After we used the dildo mounted a reciprocating saw last night, I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb"

"Just put a thumb in it... a Kentucky Thumb in it."

by Newton1391 May 20, 2021

Cutlip’s Thumb

When you’re born without thumbs, so the doctors use a deceased bodies big toes to supplement your missing thumbs.

You can’t even notice that you suffered from Cutlip’s thumb when you were younger.

by Thumb Doctor January 16, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you shoot a women in the neck during sex and proceed to violently fuck the shit out of her neck hole with your thumb shaped dick.

"Hey did you see that Brandon Herrera porno where he gave her the Kentucky Thumb?"
"No Brian. Why the fuck would I want to see that"

by Solver20 May 20, 2021