Fresh Outta The Womb

The self-proclaimed "Greatest Rap Group of All Time". Musical, lyrical genious. Anti-Illuminati.

Fresh Outta The Womb, which is short for "Fresh Out Of The Womb Bumblebee Squad Majestic Brotherz," is a rap gang hailing from the East Coast. Members of the group include rappers Fish Feet, Dooky J, and Thugga Cheese. The flock was once accompanied by the late rapper Marshmallow Smith, who was tragically killed by the Illuminati (RIP). FOTW's debut album gained traction with the hit single "Eat Pizza", and the brotherz are on track to go platinum by 2069. After a feud with another group "Wet Mushroom" the squads set aside their beef and are rumored to release a song together. Fish Feet died three times during the production of "Caged Boar", but is fine thanks to the presence of Allah at the studio.

Poser "BANDZ A MAKE HER DANCE! YOLO SWAG"
Cool Kid "Hear, listen to this"
Poser "Oh my allah, my ears are melting, what is this"
Cool Kid "It's Fresh Outta The Womb, and today is now the greatest day of your life"

Fresh Outta The Womb by MusicFan69 July 6, 2013

Now is the winter of our discontent 

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.

A man and his family are sat in their house in the middle of winter with no money and no front door. The man says "Now is the winter of our discontent"

Now is the winter of our discontent by DisgruntledGentleman September 3, 2013

chicken of the woods 

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

chicken of the woods by sterr December 31, 2013

pennies in the wind

A better way of saying saying "Pocket change"

"Sorry 200 dollars a month isn't pennies in the wind for me."

pennies in the wind by Msskibug April 7, 2014

Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".

My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "

Google take the wheel by stone definition August 5, 2014

From here to the wall 

An expression meaning a large amount of something.
Derived from Trump's idea of a wall on the southern border of the US with Mexico, as someone's current location in relation to said wall would be a large distance.

Kid: I need you to fill this bag with candy from here to the wall.

Joe: Stacy gave us a giant list of things to do, I swear it was from here to the wall.

Bob: I have so much homework today man, it's from here to the wall.

From here to the wall by shavedpanda November 28, 2016

BRING ON THE WALL

A phrase used when excited for the sesh. It generally means that you are going to have a crazy night, snort cocaine off a strippers chest and then absolutely vomcano outside a kebab shop at 7am

"Are you going hard tonight?"
"Of course I am. BRING ON THE WALL!!"

BRING ON THE WALL by charliebigpotatoes October 26, 2017