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Wham Bam Thank You Maam

What your parents used to call a hookup.
Did you get drinks with that hot Tinder chick? Nah bruh, she can to my place and it was wham bam thank you maam.
by Smak it up flip it rub it down January 14, 2019
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Thank god

A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.
>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
by YAWA September 21, 2019
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Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.
He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.
by srathraz November 27, 2009
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Thanksgiving

The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America
"Happy Thanksgiving! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."
by hardrock711 November 21, 2011
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Thanksgiving Dinner

When you push your nutsack and cock between your legs the goat but make sure it is resting on your palm so that it looks like your serving a full course meal.
I opened the door and to my surprise my brother was serving a Thanksgiving dinner to his girlfriend.

"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."
by The Mighty Pilgram October 10, 2012
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thanks for sharing

sarcastic phrase meaning "that was really gross/inappropriate/stupid and you're an idiot." Comes from group therapy, where everyone is encouraged to share their feelings and is recognized for sharing.
Quentin: "I just won the statewide Rubik's Cube championship."

Potential girlfriend: "Thanks for sharing."
by spatulasaucepan January 10, 2009
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thankles

when the size of the thigh extends down to the ankles. taken from the eanglish words thigh + ankle
just picture the fattest person that comes to mind and look down. you know exactly what i mean. THANKLES
by limbmaker December 31, 2006
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