Uncool Tool

A really fucking queer ass fag. Duh.

Ive seen some pretty gay people in my life, but you sure are being one uncool tool tonight.

by Stevie Y December 3, 2004

Tool

Penis

One who acts like a cock.

Someone who is an arrogant cock who uses other people.

a really shitty band

A tool can be someone who is used by somebody else but more so it refers to the male genitalia such as a person who uses others. see cock

by marky December 23, 2003

toolbox

An organisation, every member of which is a tool.

- Did you see that BBC2 were running a "George Best Night" last night?

- Yeah, George Best is such a tool!

- Word, and the BBC is a whole *toolbox* for running such a night!

by The T Meister January 25, 2006

tool

People that do whatever they possibly can to become something they can't in real life.

ImmortalCheese, and others, on forums.d2jsp.org trying to become a person of power are tools.

by Gdahi July 25, 2008

Toolbox

One who is such a tool at school and has a head shaped that of a box.

Toolbox: The bandsaw broke.
keNNNy: No, YOU broke it you fat prick.
Kane: Why dont you fix it with your toolbox?
Toolbox: *cries*

by TreCool08 September 26, 2008

tool

a guy who joins a fraternity. A cunt.

look at all those tools in Acacia, Alpha Gamma Rho, Alpha Gamma Sigma, Alpha Delta Gamma, Alpha Delta Phi, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Alpha Kappa Lambda, Alpha Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha Phi Alpha, Alpha Phi Delta, Alpha Chi Rho, Beta Sigma Psi, Beta Theta Pi, Beta Chi Theta, Delta Chi,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Phi, Delta Psi, Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Tau Delta, Delta Upsilon, Zeta Beta Tau, Zeta Psi, Theta Xi, Theta Chi, Theta Delta Chi, Iota Phi Theta, Iota Nu Delta, Kappa Alpha Order, Kappa Alpha Psi, Kappa Alpha Society, Kappa Delta Phi, Kappa Sigma, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Phi Epsilon, Lambda Chi Alpha, Pi Kappa Alpha, Pi Kappa Phi, Pi Lambda Phi, Psi Upsilon, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Sigma Alpha Mu, Sigma Beta Rho, Sigma Nu, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Sigma Phi, Sigma Phi Delta, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Sigma Tau Gamma, Tau Delta Phi, Tau Epsilon Phi, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Phi Beta Sigma, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Iota Alpha, Phi Kappa Theta, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Tau, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Lambda Chi, Phi Mu Delta, Phi Sigma Kappa, Phi Sigma Phi, Chi Phi, Chi Psi, Omega Delta Phi, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Lambda Beta, Sigma Pi, Alpha Phi Alpha, Iota Phi Theta, Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi, Phi Beta Sigma, Alpha Psi Lambda, Gamma Zeta Alpha, Lambda Alpha Upsilon, Lambda Pi Upsilon, Lambda Sigma Upsilon, Lambda Theta Phi, Lambda Upsilon Lambda, Nu Alpha Kappa, Omega Delta Phi, Omega Phi Beta, Phi Iota Alpha, Sigma Lambda Beta, etc, etc, etc ,etc, etc.

by honny May 9, 2009

tool

A lesbian who likes being used for others enjoyment.

Kiran is the biggest tool ever.

by drgalen123 June 14, 2007