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car rules

Driver: Focus on the road, don't get us killed
Shotgun: Stay awake, Mad DJ skills
Backseat: Chief snack distributer other than that YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS
by Hotline Bling Drake November 27, 2015
mugGet the car rulesmug.

e-car

Very cool username of a discord duck-cat, Firmly known as the first ever e-car to exist,

AKA : SnowyFluffy
Facts about e-car :
1- Cooler than you
2- Better than you
3- Richer than you
4- Wisdom of 1000 years
Person A : Oh look ! An e-car !
Person B: OMG, Can I get a screenie!?
by SnowyFluffy February 1, 2022
mugGet the e-carmug.

car ferrit

usually a girl who will pretend to like a lad so she can get lifts in his car. usually before they can drive there self
**** is a right car ferrit she will suck any ones dick for a lift
by ste111 January 21, 2009
mugGet the car ferritmug.

Noddy Car

A typically shit car, such as a Vauxhall Corsa b, or a nissan micra .
Look at that shit car, what a fucking noddy car that is, haahahaha....
by A.SyndromeOfADown June 3, 2018
mugGet the Noddy Carmug.

car trip

when you are trapped in a smelly car for 10 hours with a screaming baby sister and no wifi
by CharjabugGD April 20, 2018
mugGet the car tripmug.

Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal
John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus
by EvanPalm March 4, 2010
mugGet the Car stalkingmug.

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.
Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.
by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016
mugGet the CHOOSE A CARmug.

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