shits for tits

when a female has small breasts, but extremely large dark brown nipples.

Vince: hey Ralph you see that stripper over there.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.

by Vincerelli March 11, 2008

Tits and Tea

This is a classic position of lovers looking to rekindle the spark. First a woman lays on her back upon a table or long, flat surface (it is key that she is in the buff). Then her lover (also nude) straddles her face while gently placing his testicles and scrotum along her mouth and neck. Next he positions himself in a way that his erect member, can smoothly sail the region between her twin peaks.

Joseph: I broke up with Trisha last night.

Justin: Aw shucks man, why?
Joseph: That strumpet refused to have Tits and Tea before bed.

Justin: Good riddance!

by 902 boys October 6, 2011

afro tits

When the hair forms around the nipples causing it to look like an afro.

"Hey check out laurel she has some great afro tits."

by asdfas May 27, 2006

Grenade Tits

Tits that are the same or similar size to grenades

she aint worth rootin if she got grenade tits!

by Mysta D March 28, 2010

Vinegar tits

A sour faced old hag, typically from Rochdale or Oldham. Usually pregnant at age 46

Fuck me, that Vinegar Tits is a miserable bitch with a face only a mother could love

by Sid E Billy October 27, 2008

Bubble Tits

Those fat ass titties that look like they bout to fukin pop at any second. Real big and perky and don't sag.

Pamela Anderson, Dolly Parton, or Carmen Electra. Bra Sizes: Big C Cups or higher. "DAMN! She got them bubble tits son!" or "Ay, yo momma got sum big ass bubble tits." or "I wanna motor boat those bubble tits ova there"

by Avery T. November 3, 2007

titscock

simply, a person with tits and of course, a cock.

"holy shit, im a titscock," said the tranny.

by kincade June 2, 2008