Cleveland Steamer

New nickname for LeBron James

dude: "LeBron chose Miami?"
Other Dude: "Yeah, he pulled a real Cleveland Steamer"

by snallygaster2 July 10, 2010

tramp steamer

n. When a prostitute (or any other unsavory lady) takes a shit on you.

I haven't had anyone shit on me recently... I think I'll see if I can find an escort to give me a tramp steamer.

That skank from biology gave me a tramp steamer last nite. I had to take three showers afterwards.

He was so drunk that he actually asked a nun to give him a tramp steamer.

by apollo morrison August 30, 2011

chap a steamer

To take a Dump... And or a Shit.

That's about it.

tha malcontent

I am going to Chap a Steamer on this Camping Trip, and I will use the ShitMaster 5000 to do it.

by tha malcontent August 1, 2007

steamer

To place a lit cigarette up someone's ass or vagina.

I paid that hooker 20 dollars to give me a steamer.

by sheign June 13, 2005

steamer

A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather thereby creating a steamed effect from their pants.

Hey Steve, look at that bum over there he's a steamer!!

by V ic Ryzdon September 5, 2008

stanly steamer

when u are having a three some and you fuck one girl up the ass n all the nasty shit juices soak's in to your dick skin and u fling it at girl #1s stomach and then girl #2 shits all over Girl #1

ROB: yo u no that dude kinkey kelly?
JOHN: is that the dude from that movie?
ROB: yeah it is you no he give stanly steamers now.
JOHN: WTF thats some kinkey shit

by Rob n John February 6, 2009

Minneapolis Steamer

Similar to the Cleaveland Steamer, but performed not with solid fecal matter, but with the free flowing fecal matter of diarrhea.

While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.

Jeremy wasn't feeling very well one night, and in an attempt to perform the Cleaveland Steamer on his partner, he accidentaly let out the Minneapolis Steamer. Jeremy and his partner then made the best of the situation and beganing rubbing the fecal matter all over each other.

by pspazz August 29, 2008