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Caveman Salad

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.
He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.
by RCHNG February 9, 2009
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Queso Salad

A delicious American dish made by mixing queso dip and baby tortilla chips/crumbs together in a bowl and eating them with a spoon or fork.

Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.
"Dude, I can't get any good dips out of all these broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Want to make some Queso Salad?"

"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"
by kingqueso June 4, 2009
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Desperation Salad

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.
Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.
by luckydespot June 23, 2009
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Chuqe Salad

A fictional character designed to meet the musical needs of the masses, and is often represented by the American band Chuqe Salad.
by Whoopey July 18, 2009
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subway salad

All the veggies that fell out of your sandwich and are left on your wrapper once you're done with your sun
Girl don't you waste all that food on that wrapper, eat that subway salad
by candito August 2, 2011
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Jello salad

When a woman places jello inside of her vagina, and someone eats it out.
honey maybe you can have some jello salad later
by justalady September 10, 2012
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camel salad

The locks of shit caked dingleberries that swing from a camels anus
That camel salad looks like it needs a good cleaning
by Ninjacumboomer November 13, 2013
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