spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

by bite it you scum July 8, 2005

Spanish Trampoline

Stick your big toe in a girls vagina, and bite off her pube hair at the same time. Put her pube hair above her lip, like a spanish person witha mustache.

My dick hurt so i just did a spanish trampoline on my bitch

by Dr. Cupcakes October 31, 2009

spanish tickler

a condom with a feather attached to the tip

I donned the spanish tickler and began to tickle my grandmother.

by masterblasteronadeadlytrajectoryfordisaster March 2, 2004

spankday

the anniversary of the day you joined spank

september 11th is my spank day, I would have been here three years

by Sanity May 3, 2003

skankster

skanster n.--outfits and/or people who combine the "gangster" look with elements of the skaterlook, or vise versa. When on a female, or possible a himbo, includes slutish clothing.

God, Jessica, when did you become a skankster?

by Grey Bramrun May 28, 2007

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

spanish armada

After doing someone in the ass, pull out and wipe it across their face before they suck you off. Before busting, pull out and shoot it in their eye. Upon taking it in the eye they will grunt or exclaim "arrr." When they try to get up to come after you, kick them in the shin so they stump after you like a grumpy old spanish sea captain (a la the spanish mustach you left from the previous cock slap). Commence to laughing insanely while doing this for maximum pleasure.

Man, I pulled a trifecta on this hot bitch and got her to let me do a spanish armada on her skanky ass!

by Mooj and Cal December 7, 2006