secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

by coffeecakes May 13, 2015

secret couple

A love that cant be open because of unnecessary judgment, or just a relationship waiting for trouble. Either way these two people know that they are in love, and nothing will stop them.

"I would rather keep our relationship as a secret couple"
"Totally, if we ever got busted, we would be dead!"

by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 1, 2017

secret recipe

The best food a man makes when his woman is sick or hurt or he just loves them so much

Stephen pulled out his secret recipe potatoes and carrots and rushed across town to deliver them to Mandy and Cooper when she fell and got hurt after a hot shower.

by deef jung October 16, 2017

Secret smurf

When you enter your partners ‘magical portal’ from behind, after indulging in Shrooms for an evening, you then grab their neck firmly with two hands and choke them until they turn blue!

Want to get secret smurfed tonight?

by EchoEcho5 May 1, 2018

Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

Security Mom

The largest ignored voting block in America.

We want intelligent effective national and personal security not Napolean style boots on the ground conquering.

We love men who are honorable, courageous, loving, encouraging, and protective to friends and family but fiercely aggressive to those who prey on the weak. Bring back real masculinity.

We believe that these men will heal our nation and we are by their side for support.

The Republican and Democratic party are ignoring the security Mom vote. It would be wise for them to appeal to this largely purple suburban demographic.

by WomenLoveMasculineMen December 5, 2020

Phresh Secret

An sexual act in which a woman puts on an unusual amount of gel or roll-on deodorant underneath her arm and the male proceeds to place his member inside the armpit for sexual stimulation. Can be performed from in front or in back, personal preference. The PH is because its strong enough for a man, but balanced for the woman.

Amanda just showered and didn't have time for a blowjob, so instead she gave Clark a Phresh Secret to shut him up.

by Pheenomz April 8, 2009