Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
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by BabiDol October 8, 2009
Get the Britney Spears mug.n. The act of copulating. It is used metaphorically in which the spear symbolizes the falice and the fish symbolizes the female genitalia.
"I went spearfishing last night."
"I speared the fish last night."
"My dad and I went spearfishing together last weekend."
"I speared the fish last night."
"My dad and I went spearfishing together last weekend."
by T Castillo August 15, 2007
Get the Spearfishing mug.The act of drinking your own height in tallboys, duct-taping them together as you go, essentially creating a spear. The object of making spears is to eventually fight each other with them in a drunken riot.
Person 1: Hey Man, we're making spears tonight!
Person 2: Badass, mine's gona be the longest
Person 3: Oh ya? well I'm gona be the drunkest!
Person 2: Badass, mine's gona be the longest
Person 3: Oh ya? well I'm gona be the drunkest!
by blackcat123 June 5, 2009
Get the Spears mug.Britney Jean Spears. Born on December 2nd, 1981. Raised in Kentwood, Louisiana.
The singer/performer that everyone has loved for 12 years.
Britney appeared on Star Search at the age of 10. She sang “I Don’t Care” and “Love Can Build A Bridge” with her strong, mature voice. She was a finalist, and came 2nd.
From the ages of 11-13, Britney was a Mouseketeer, along with future pop sensations Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake in the last 2 seasons of The New Mickey Mouse Club.
In 1997 at the age of 15 1/2, Spears signed with Jive Records and began work on her first album.
She was told by the record company that her low singing voice wouldn’t spawn hits, so they created her higher singing voice that she is known for now.
The singer/performer that everyone has loved for 12 years.
Britney appeared on Star Search at the age of 10. She sang “I Don’t Care” and “Love Can Build A Bridge” with her strong, mature voice. She was a finalist, and came 2nd.
From the ages of 11-13, Britney was a Mouseketeer, along with future pop sensations Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake in the last 2 seasons of The New Mickey Mouse Club.
In 1997 at the age of 15 1/2, Spears signed with Jive Records and began work on her first album.
She was told by the record company that her low singing voice wouldn’t spawn hits, so they created her higher singing voice that she is known for now.
BRITNEY SPEARS ALBUMS
1998: ...Baby One More Time
2000: Oops!... I Did It Again
2001: Britney
2003: In The Zone
2007: Blackout
2008: Circus
2011: ?
MOST POPULAR SONGS FROM EACH ALBUM
...Baby One More Time: BOMT / (You Drive Me) Crazy.
Oops!... I Did It Again: Oops! / Stronger.
Britney: I’m A Slave 4 U / I’m Not A Girl,Not Yet A Woman.
In The Zone: Toxic / Everytime / Me Against the Music.
Blackout: Gimme More/Piece of Me.
Circus: Womanizer/Circus/If You Seek Amy.
MY FAVOURITES
BOMT, Sometimes, Crazy, I Will Be There, Oops!, Stronger, Lucky, Cinderella, I’m Not A Girl, Over Protected, Everytime, Toxic, Do Somethin’, Freakshow, Radar, Womanizer.
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1998: ...Baby One More Time
2000: Oops!... I Did It Again
2001: Britney
2003: In The Zone
2007: Blackout
2008: Circus
2011: ?
MOST POPULAR SONGS FROM EACH ALBUM
...Baby One More Time: BOMT / (You Drive Me) Crazy.
Oops!... I Did It Again: Oops! / Stronger.
Britney: I’m A Slave 4 U / I’m Not A Girl,Not Yet A Woman.
In The Zone: Toxic / Everytime / Me Against the Music.
Blackout: Gimme More/Piece of Me.
Circus: Womanizer/Circus/If You Seek Amy.
MY FAVOURITES
BOMT, Sometimes, Crazy, I Will Be There, Oops!, Stronger, Lucky, Cinderella, I’m Not A Girl, Over Protected, Everytime, Toxic, Do Somethin’, Freakshow, Radar, Womanizer.
:3
(Sorry for not making this definition funny, wrong, or anything else this website is for. You might as well amuse yourselves by searching definitions for ‘Cock’, ‘Pussy’ or ‘Cum’.)
cyaaz laterzz
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I hit the search button, smiling, and got a brilliant surprise, a strawberry searchcake delivered by Naomi!
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