When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead
dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*
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The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
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by ieatsharts November 27, 2024
Get the shart mug.i see you reading this. You searched this cause you thought it was funny. Anyway, it means pooping when u think its just a fart...
person 1: omg i feel so sick
Person 2: oh, go fart then.
Person 1: *sharts* oh..that was not just a fart...
Person 2: oh, go fart then.
Person 1: *sharts* oh..that was not just a fart...
by Hi.ijustsharted December 6, 2024
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I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
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