I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

I see you

When someone knows where you live...

Me: I see you
You:GO AWAY *calls police*
You (to police): Yea this guy keeps staring at me and keeps sending me messages online saying "I see you"
Police(to you): ok, we are coming right now.
*5 minutes later*
Police(to me):why are you staring at this poor urban dictionary reader?
Me(to police): they read the definition of I see you that I wrote

by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023

see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 02, 2021

another clean shirt ought to see you out

(phrase) | to appear quite sickly, almost to the point of deathly ill-looking

“you look very ill, another clean shirt ought to see you out. you look as if you'll soon be dead”

by yeraurasux June 02, 2024

I'll SEE YOU SOON

No not soon! See noone!

I'll see you soon! OK fuckboys , means NEVER it's a joke on them selves! Shit, they did me a favor! "Ciao"

by Love, Diana.M December 05, 2024

See Two

Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.

(See: C2)

Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!

Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

My Ten In Your See

If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.

Hey baby, are you from Tennessee because I want to put my ten in your see.

by BlakeAL87 September 29, 2020