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Reverse Blowjob

The reverse blowjob position is apparently one of the most unconventional of all the other blow job stands.

Not for beginners, but an excellent way to please your guy.

How To Make The Reverse Blow Job
Lie down on your bed on your back.

Position your entire body on the bed, but your head to hung over the side of the bed.
Then you can deepthroat easily.

Your mouth and throat will be in alignment.
So it is easy to deepthroat without gagging.
Widely speaking, a reverse blowjob is when you are not straightly sucking his dick but reverse.
Your man must take it slowly at first.
Give me a reverse blowjob
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by Fryni May 18, 2021
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reverse cow-snail

A sexual position involving a man in a reclining position who is being ridden by a gastropod, such as a snail, that is facing his feet with the side of its body that contains the cerebral ganglia. The man may either enter via the snail's genital pore (though not necessary due to the snail's asexuality) or he may copulate through the pneumostoma.
Dave ensured that he didn't rupture his snail's dart sack with his kinky gyration by instituting a safeword during a rousing session of reverse cow-snail.

Jason's favorite way to fuck a slug is reverse cow-snail so he doesn't have to look at the damn things creepy eyeballs at the end of its tentacles.

The best thing about reverse cow-snail is that at least you're fucking a bug.
by zakhansonfan October 16, 2009
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reverse darwinism

a situation in which a less evolved species is better equipped to survive than a more evolved creature
"if you think about it isnt really reverse darwinism, as much as bigger picture darwinism, if you will." -igby goes down
by steve carr August 25, 2003
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reversible

a type of clothing-- can be worn inside out.
"this jacket is so ugly, mom!"
"it's a reversible. just flip it inside-out."
"oh. that's a bit better."
by pbbt October 9, 2007
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Reverse Douche

1) An individual whose filth, defined through character, action, or disposition, equals or surpasses that of the liquid leaving a womans vaginal cavity after a thorough douching. Marked by bacteria, unclean particulate matter, and often a slight fishy odor.
2) An individual marked by an exaggerated sense of self-confidence, compounded by a diminutive intellect, behaving unreasonably absurd in social situations with no sense of what an ignoramus one appears to be.
Can often be found living at home with mommy and daddy, trolling the internet for dates, wearing sunglasses at night, a popped collar, sideways hat, attempting to appear younger than one actually is, seeking companionship out of ones intellectual/age/social strata

Girl 1: I saw your ex-boyfriend at a party this weekend.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: He was wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar, a sideways hat, and was hitting on an underage girl.
Girl 2: Whatever, he is 31 and still lives at home with his mommy. He is such a reverse douche.
by Jakira March 21, 2009
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Reverse Beer Goggles

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.
Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."
by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009
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Reversed Boob Graze

The active/aggressive equivalent of a normal boob graze.

The physical act where a female object uses her breasts to rub against any body part of a man. The purpose of this seemingly accidental act can be purely to obtain sexual gratification or to attract male attention. The "grazee", once realized what's going on, usually feels violated, but rarely receives sympathy.
Brian sobbed "I thought I went for an innocent massage by a sweet old Thai lady, I couldn't believe she gave me a serious reversed boob graze on my face. I feel sick......"
by Lulu Thompson October 18, 2008
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