Retard's Razor

Retard's Razor is a play on the term Occam's Razor to describe the dumbest, most one-dimensional, self-centered, self-serving, thoughtless reason that a person could have is the reason why they did something.

Apply Retard's Razor here: he didn't ghost her because he's 'figuring out his life' — he just wanted to bang and bounce.

Retard's Razor by Jhimbo3 April 15, 2026

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

Bald Retard by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

ok retard 

A phrase used to jokingly disregard a statement made by someone. Usually said on the internet, and can be used against anything. even no u

Guy 1: Dude, The Walking Dead is way better than Breaking Bad

Guy 2: ok retard

ok retard by Slicky Willy Clinton May 8, 2018

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

gay retard 

A term used to describe someone riddled with herpes that got famous on YouTube by opening boxes.

iDubbbz is a gay retard, I hope he gets better soon.

gay retard by BattlePimp September 13, 2016

Stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard 

The most degrading comment one can receive to the highest degree. Describes someone who is being a knucklehead and an ignoramous at the same time.

Joe: The government is turning the frickin' frogs gay, bro!

Sean: You're being a real stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard right now, "bro".

Stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard by LigmaDeezNutz July 29, 2018

liam the retard 

big ass retard who doesnt have friends

liam the retard is a retard

liam the retard by red tahng February 16, 2017