Your and You're

Two words that are commonly mixed up by idiots who need to improve their shitty grammar. I see these kind of people very often over the internet, and it pisses me off. They also often sound very similar to this:

"z0mg d0000d you're hair is s000 awe3summ brahhhhh! your the awesomest doooood!!!!!11!!!!1!!!one!!!one!!"

Although some people have realized the true difference between the two words, let me explain the differences to those who still have not.

The word "Your" is used when showing possession.
The word "You're" is used when describing the person you are communicating with.

Examples of how you should really use the words Your and You're:

Your: Your hair. Your terrible grammar. Your small penis.

You're: You're the person with bad grammar. You're a faggot.

by Mike Starace July 27, 2010

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you're a doll

a compliment that could mean you did somethin nice or your are attractive or some other positive thing

Can I borrow 2 G's?
-Sure bitch
Thanks! You're a doll!!

by Dirty November 3, 2003

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You're A Foot

An insult, stating that the person in question is a foot or smells like foot. Usually followed by "No, You're A Foot!"

Person 1)You know I'm right, ya damn butt pumpkin!
Person 2)Oh, yeah? Well, you're a foot!
Person 3)No, you're a foot!

by mbvkjhfgjkjnhibugji August 20, 2009

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You're Gay To Me

what you say to someone of the opposite sex that you have zero romantic interest in. a more polite way of saying it's not you, it's me.

Sorry Joe, but you're gay to me.

by squeezyesq. August 6, 2010

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We're Number One!

The proud motto of a superior nation; the rallying decry of a country renowned for the industrial revolution, pioneers of massive advancement in medicine and developement of technological resources beyond imagination.

Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...

by YAWA April 5, 2020

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