Craig Peter Montoya

Career criminal;

Charming 47 year old junkie;

Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;

Been in prison many times;

Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;

Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;

Ungrateful when met with compassion;

Takes but never gives;

Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);

Lies;

Cheats;

Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;

Charming;

Manipulative;

Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;

Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”

by WhiteB1atch September 15, 2021

Red Peter

When a male overly masterbates his shaft.

I wanked the chicken too hard today and now I have a Red Peter.

by ForgottenSystem2 December 4, 2021

Purple Peter Griffin

A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.

Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

by STREETS OFGRACE February 3, 2023

Ryley Peter'd

When you buy lunch for everybody and ask for a root beer and get nothing

Fuck Ryley you really Ryley Peter'd me on that one cunt

by Waldodba March 1, 2023

Pans Peter

Repeating a bad joke over and over until someone acknowledges.

OMG, we heard your joke the first time, stop pans Petering it wasn’t funny.

by Panspeter03 April 26, 2023

Peek-a-Boo Peter

Someone who's goes around flashing people in public places

"Oh my god, is he really going to go flash those people?!" "I know what a Peek-a-Boo Peter."

by XxTEXAS DEMONxX November 23, 2009

Pulled a Peter

-To tell a absurd lie
-To over exaggerate about a past situation
-To be a douche

Guy 1: Man I slept with those 3 girls yesterday.
Guy2: Yeah right man, you just pulled a peter.

by ty4inv September 11, 2010