Potato Camera

A term used on YouTube to describe extremely low resolution videos.

This video was filmed with a potato camera.

God damnit I hate it when people upload videos shot by potato cameras.

by Bobmal April 22, 2012

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

by CFGS December 18, 2010

Die Potato

1. What is said before a guy attempts to stomp the life out of a potato.

2. Used to signify distaste for somthing

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo!
Splat!

Man- Die Potato!

(Potato cocks gun)
Potato- Not today
Man- :O

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo
Train kid- I like trains...
Man- wait, no no no no no!
Train from no where pulverized bodies of both man and potato

Phrase used to signify distaste

Guy 1- hey Josh, can you get the phone charger?
Josh- Die Potato! !

by joshusee February 18, 2015

shingo points

Nonexistent points given when one hits things with their car.
Although not directly mentioned, the term was created from the character Shingo in Initial D that races dirty and likes to tap cars on purpose to get them off balance, often resulting in spinouts or worse.

He earned a lot of Shingo points when he totaled his car.

by rag3r0 May 15, 2018

Hong Kong Police

The police force of Hong Kong. They are, by the loosest definition, a civil service. Among many things, they are known for:

- Using live rounds on peaceful demonstrators
- Beating innocent civilians with batons and rubber bullets
- Enforcing the unjust laws of Carrie Lam with excessive force
- Using bribes to protect actual criminals
- Rape

They have violated international laws almost every day, and, in my honest opinion, each member is not entitled to their job, or life for that matter.

Fuck Carrie Lam and the Hong Kong Police. They both deserve punishment beyond their worst dreams.

by TheBagelPeople September 7, 2020

Poseidons Kiss

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

by super sloth man October 21, 2014