passionofthejustin

Clever and zany mock of the 2004 movie "Passion of the Christ." As an atheist, the creater thought it was hilarious to replace his name with "Christ," as if indicating he is the lord and savior of all humanity. Obviously he was worshipped and celebrated for his wonderful sense of humor and in some areas of the world as being the god of laughter.

random person: Who would you most like to have sex with, beautiful woman?
beautiful woman: passionofthejustin.

by justin April 26, 2004

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Pirates Passion

The act in which the man while having sex with the female (any position) randomly pulls out of her vagina ties her up, the male then ties a pillow case around his head as a bandana and then grabs her throat and begins to fuck her as hard as he possible could while screaming out random pirate commands. After about 20 minutes of hardore fucking and parate quptes he then standover her as a capinmorgan pose with her purse in her hand and pillages through it while she is bound.

"Oh the chick from the club last night? I had to give her the pirates passion."

She looks like she needs my pirates passion.

by Matti-Ali June 10, 2009

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Pensi Rescue

Any time a woman needs a man's help for anything she is requesting for Pensi Rescue.

Ashley: Matt I really need your help
Matt: Is this a formal request for Pensi Rescue?
Ashley: ... Dag, yo.

by Mattdavis Fodsdamnit October 10, 2005

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pension benefits

Pension benefits may be established when a couple breaks up but they continue to have repeated sexual encounters with eachother afterwards for an extended period of time until such time that either or both parties are in a new and exclusive relationship, although in many cases the benefits may continue even in such circumstances, where the benefits are held in a trust by and on behalf of either or both parties to be accessed under certain conditions (such as when in the future neither person is party to an exclusive relationship or when a recipient of the benefit is unaware that the other is in a relationship or when a particular fact does not exclude the entitlement to receive a benefit according to the rules of the benefits held in trust even if their behavior is slutty, promiscuous, and morally reprehensible).

Ryan: Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
Alex: okay.
Ryan: Let's fuck like rabbits!
Alex: Hell yeah, pension benefits!

by Phillip Yœrass August 26, 2013

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