2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

by unknown December 12, 2003

March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

by JustABystander November 15, 2021

February 2

A pretty neat day when pretty neat people are born

Person 1: you are pretty neat
Person born on February 2nd: thanks

by Iwroteajustebeverfanfic January 30, 2021

number 2

a kiddie saying of taking a dump

alright im taking a number 2

by Urbannetwork20 March 12, 2017

Buttsex 2

It's the same as buttsex but with extra content

Want to have buttsex 2

by Sob emoji May 18, 2019

December 2

The day were everybody skips school

Johnny: did you hear what’s happening on December 2

Timmy: no

Johnny : everyone is skipping school

by Billly_69 October 29, 2019