Naples Girl

a white teenage girl who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give her a lot of money and jocks line up to fuck her.

Yo, Molly is a Naples Girl. She always flaunts her money and her mom & dad bought her a Porsche! I am so jealous that she has so many boyfriends.

by URBAN USERRRR October 9, 2018

Nappointment

A nap taken at a specific time, or for a specific purpose.

Sheila had a one hour nappointment at 7 p.m., in order to ready herself for the nightclubbing that lay ahead.

by TriggerBoston July 1, 2012

naptime

Literally the WORST thing that was ever cut from school. It was replaced with longer classes and study hall.

John: *raises hand and yawns* "Teacher, when's naptime?
Teacher: "John, stop being a smartass and get back to work!"
John: "Damn it."

by ~The Wizard~ February 23, 2013

Napkin Show

The time of the month when a women is on her period or experiencing menstruation.

Guy A: Dude, that chick was acting so bitchy to everyone earlier.

Guy B: Yeah, I know. She is probably on her fucking Napkin Show.

by R&F May 11, 2013

Nappy Poo

A nap taken before an impending defecation. Ultimately leading to shitting one's pants.

Friend 1: I'm going to take a Nappy Poo.
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: I gotta take a big shit, I'm going to take a nap.

by tosjduenfs May 5, 2009

Napacious

Feeling tired and like you should take a nap

I was up studying all night and i just took that hard test. I am feeling napacious.

by OCNAPS June 9, 2011

napface

Those give-away creases and indentations on your cheeks caused by prolonged contact with sheets and pillows while sleeping.

M: "Adam, why didn't you come down for dinner when I called you?"

A: "Sorry mum, I was studying really, REALLY hard."

M: "Then why do you have napface?"

by loulahoula September 28, 2012