When loading a video on the Internet, this is the figurative monster that prevents you from seeing the entire video as one smooth video. This occurs when your progress in a video "catches up" with the part not yet loaded/buffered and the video is prevented from progressing until the next part loads/buffers.
Usually, the buffer monster gets you when you least expect it to or at the most inconvenient time of the video. Most common forms include the spinning circles, the "dot-dot-dot," and the growing and/or glowing bars. (Note: the buffer monster can also sometimes be invisible.)
To avoid the buffer monster:
1. Let the entire video load before pushing play.
2. Get a faster computer and/or internet connection.
Usually, the buffer monster gets you when you least expect it to or at the most inconvenient time of the video. Most common forms include the spinning circles, the "dot-dot-dot," and the growing and/or glowing bars. (Note: the buffer monster can also sometimes be invisible.)
To avoid the buffer monster:
1. Let the entire video load before pushing play.
2. Get a faster computer and/or internet connection.
"This next part of the video is amaz--dammit! It's still loading."
"Haha, yeah...the buffer monster got you!"
"Shut up, Todd."
"Haha, yeah...the buffer monster got you!"
"Shut up, Todd."
by petros86 May 12, 2010
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2. Noun. When your mom has had enough. Constantly says no, screaming and yelling like she has lost her mind. To a degree she has.
2. Noun. When your mom has had enough. Constantly says no, screaming and yelling like she has lost her mind. To a degree she has.
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This is a person in your community that constantly gets triggered. He or she chirps people a lot but when the chirps start flying back they immediately get triggered.
Maddox: Hey Robert i banged your mom!
Robert: SHUT UP I AM SO TRIGGERED!!!
Maddox: Buddy your such a trigger monster.
Robert: SHUT UP I AM SO TRIGGERED!!!
Maddox: Buddy your such a trigger monster.
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Charlie Sheen caught the Monster banging prostitutes without a jimmy in Las Vegas. He was wild'n out!
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Class: "YAY!!!!"
Class: *Takes half a breath*
Teacher: Alrightyyy, now that you've had your break, let's get back to work!
Class: "YAY!!!!"
Class: *Takes half a breath*
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Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
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